Reading out loud

A couple of items from Mondays local paper -

…was charged with having sexual intercourse with a dead body. The actual charge is sexual penetration of a corpse. Apologies for the error.

…I would prefer not to be stuffed and roasted alive but, be assured, I will not stand silently by and watch pupils, staff and parents sacrificed.

Mucky. Here’s something completely different -


In the grounds of Leeds Castle